never ever going to turn on submissions ever
blood-blood-gallons-of-the-stuff:
i think i’ve lost my ability to be funny.
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OH MY GOD.
“Well, actually, Ryan. I’m straight”
THERE ARE TEARS.
FLOWING TEARS.
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WELL ACTUALLY, RYAN, I’M STRAIGHT
GOD MIKEY. YOU CAN’T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY’RE GAY.
THOSE IS JUST LYRICS.
OH GOD.
YOU CAN’T SELL MY DRUGS YOU UNDER-GROWN SEX GOD
LOVE ME YOU GUYS.
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST EVER.
I LOVE THE INTERNET
I CANNOT
I am fucking SCREAMING.
THE UNICORN.
THE UNICORN.
(via harakiriheartbreak)
- stop being such a cunt
- stop being offended by the word cunt
- get over yourself
- stop being a hypocrite
- look at this:
This is true. Listen to the women.
(Source: godlessandimmortal, via harakiriheartbreak)
honestly i dont even know how to respond to this lol.
i want to say nice try noella but i honestly cant because im really not sure if im being trolled or not.
but also because i think you secretly have a penis
heynoella replied to your post: LOL theres a facebook group dedicated to hating Kendall Montague searched on google who is this
a super slutty “hot girl” in our grade. shes basically wearing a bikini top and a skirt to prom
(via goodbyelaura)
L M A O
whip it out wednesday
I’ll post tomorrow yo, prepare to laugh your swaggin ass off
yes
failing hard
but get to listen to like da best song 500 more times until i get it right
omg i did the best cover of dance dance should i post it????
i had unprotected sex with will smith in a nursing home omg
(Source: feliciamercury, via justrunninaway)
